2005-12-08 [hells_angel]: everytime i try to send someone a message it tells me that my IP address is banned. but i dont know why..it tells me for uploading porn and being a clone? can you help??

2005-12-08 [devil_gurl69]: hey i have the same problem as hells_angel everytime i try to do something it tells me my IP address is banned for either uploading porn or being a clone...can you help?? please

2005-12-08 [djxmonster]: devil_gurl69: Should be fixed now // Hells_angel: If this is an ET related issue, please include your ET username... if its EP, it should be fixed now

2005-12-09 [devil_gurl69]: ok thank u!!

2005-12-09 [hells_angel]: thanks soooo much it was an ep prob so it should be good thanks again

2005-12-19 [Sky Chord]: hi everyone this might seem like a stupid qustion but i wanna ask ok if u block someone can they see ur page?

2005-12-20 [bluesoulsearcher]: yes, they can. Blocking them only prevents you from seeing the messages they send you.

2005-12-20 [Sky Chord]: o ok thanks sorry for the stupid qustion i had 2 block someone

2005-12-28 [I stabbith ye]: There is a spelling mistake it should say send A message, not send S message

2005-12-28 [Sunrose]: Thanks :)

2006-01-26 [melfina]: why is [Enneigard] banned? & why does everyone think he is the same person as [legato]?

2006-01-26 [Big Brother]: 1. that is a question for the guard page. and 2. you don't need to know.

2006-01-26 [melfina]: oops. my mistake.

2006-02-09 [Gone4eva]: u love sunrose

2006-02-09 [Big Brother]: I love sunny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-02-09 [Sunrose]: Uhm :P

2006-02-09 [Sky Chord]: lol

2006-02-09 [melfina]: i figured out people thought they were the same person because they both have the same name, are from the same place, & both have a picture of animeish artwork in thier profile.

2006-02-09 [Sky Chord]: oh yeah

2006-02-09 [melfina]: why are all the rulers of elfpack mean to me anyway?

2006-02-09 [Sky Chord]: i dunno

2006-02-09 [Sunrose]: Life is unfair..

2006-02-10 [Sky Chord]: yeah....

2006-02-10 [Gone4eva]: my penis is unfair

2006-02-10 [melfina]: LOL!

2006-02-10 [Sunrose]: I guess he means it's crooked or something..

2006-02-10 [Sky Chord]: O_O........wha?

2006-02-11 [Starry Skies]: maybe... he just means that he wishes it wasn't there??

2006-02-11 [Starry Skies]: o_0

2006-02-12 [melfina]: HAHAHA...

2006-02-12 [Sky Chord]: wow......XD

2006-02-25 [Gone4eva]: its to small its only 5 inches

2006-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: Wow...that's information I don't think anyone really needed -.-

2006-02-25 [zoloftzantac]: well, maybe you can find a short girl :p (I'm kidding) We were just talking about this in the sex forum, the latest average for adult erect penis length is less than half an inch bigger than you. So actually you are pretty normal. (this means you can stop feeling sorry for yourself if you so choose, you just can't get a job in porno)

2006-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: Wow...then I'm very proud of my boyfriend ^-^

2006-02-25 [zoloftzantac]: that's great [Bookwyrm] ( but take it easy in front of [Gone4eva] ;)

2006-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: Oh I'm sorry, it wasn't meant in any offensive way. It took me by surprise that's all, and [Gone4eva] has no reason to feel bad...trust me -.- I would know...I'd rather not say why.

2006-02-25 [Gone4eva]: LOL

2006-02-25 [zoloftzantac]: besides, you just turned 16 dude! give it a few more years and then see what you end up with ...

2006-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: Precisely ^-^ and don't laugh -.- it's not funny.

2006-02-25 [Gone4eva]: lol

2006-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: -.- ::sighs:: Seeing as you don't know the circumstances I'll let it slide -.-

2006-02-25 [zoloftzantac]: oh, I thought he was laughing at me ...

2006-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: That's a possiblity...but I think the first laugh was at me...

2006-02-25 [Gone4eva]: im sorry wasnt laughing at you, i was laughing at this whole thing

2006-02-26 [Bookwyrm]: Okay. I didn't necessarily mean "at me" I just meant at my comment.

2006-02-27 [melfina]: small weiner

2006-02-27 [Bookwyrm]: -.- Be nice -.-

2006-02-27 [Big Brother]: Could you please move your conversation somewhere else and leave this page for it's purpose.

2006-02-27 [Bookwyrm]: Sure. Sorry [Big Brother] x-x

2006-02-27 [Big Brother]: thanx

2006-02-28 [melfina]: i have the wiki, its called WIKKI

2006-02-28 [zoloftzantac]: okay, that's swell, lets all go there and leave [Big Brother] alone now before he bans us :)

2006-03-01 [melfina]: okay

2006-03-09 [Big Brother]: ^_^

2006-03-11 [Box]: I have a question!!

2006-03-12 [Big Brother]: ok......what is the question?

2006-03-13 [Box]: ok....if a wiki has porn or artistic nudity and the owner is uder age would the ownerand the wiki get banned?

2006-03-13 [zoloftzantac]: This is a general Guard question, you don't need to bother our Ambassadore Exilios with trivial stuff like this :p

2006-03-14 [Big Brother]: i like looking at porn.................lol. report the person to the guards and let us decide.

2006-03-14 [zoloftzantac]: lol

2006-03-14 [Box]: sorry

2006-03-14 [zoloftzantac]: I was joking ;) be sure to follow the Ambassadore Exilios' advice!

2006-03-14 [Box]: Oo? OK!

2006-03-15 [melfina]: The [Big Brother] cannot work magic. He can, however, bwuhahahahaha.......>:) *evil smile*

2006-03-15 [Box]: in some way that didnt make since...

2006-03-15 [zoloftzantac]: Well, no one can just magically make [Hedda] change his mind. The bottom line is don't piss [Hedda] off.

2006-03-15 [Box]: yes i agree!

2006-03-15 [Sky Chord]: lol aggred

2006-03-20 [melfina]: YUP melfina, make some sense next time

2006-03-25 [Larova]: Hedda owns you.

2006-03-25 [Sky Chord]: yeah he pretty much owns everyone.......

2006-03-25 [zoloftzantac]: yep, he could push one button on [krill] and all of EP would die

2006-03-25 [Sky Chord]: yeah....

2006-03-25 [zoloftzantac]: oh yeah, we aren't supposed to be spamming up this wiki so bad .... sorry

2006-03-29 [*~~Ruby~~*]: I need some please someone ok um I'am new here but I cant see my house on here it says I'am banned and I dont know why my duaghter Jen has an elftown username [Tear filled eyes] but I cant go to my house on here so what can I do?

2006-03-29 [zoloftzantac]: Our Ambassadore exilios isn't online right now, he will help you soon. Are you saying you have an Elftown account that is banned? If so can you give the name of that account?

2006-03-29 [*~~Ruby~~*]: no my account on here is banned I cant see my house when I click on my house it's says I'am banned from uplading porn I didn't I just logged on my first time I have not even uplaoded anything yet and my daughter Jen has an elftown account I have one on here

2006-03-29 [zoloftzantac]: Okay, I get it. (This problem should have been asked on Guards) I gave you an anti-ban and that should solve the problem.

2006-03-30 [Big Brother]: that was a guard issue, this page is for dealing with Elftown issues.

2006-04-03 [acolyte]: [Sunrose] how do you get the snake banner on the side of your house?

2006-04-03 [zoloftzantac]: You get the snakes as a thank you for donating money to help run Elfpack, you also get a donor badge and you get to use color text on your house. (This wiki really isn't the place for questions like this tho ...)

2006-04-24 [CRIP 4 LIFE]: i need help getting unbanned i have a freind on ma list that that is the only way i can keep intouch with her and she is not doing to well health wise

2006-04-24 [Big Brother]: i need more information than that.....

2006-04-25 [CRIP 4 LIFE]: like what its the only way i have to keep in touch with ma lil sister since i am not suposed to talk to ma dad i cant call the house to talk to her and i really need to talk to her so she dosent start cutting agin

2006-04-25 [Big Brother]: i meant user names and reason for banning. message me with ALL the info

2006-04-25 [zoloftzantac]: [CRIP 4 LIFE]: [Sunrose] has already given you an answer on Council you are wasting people's time.

2006-04-25 [CRIP 4 LIFE]: u know what i ddint ask for ur input so FUCK OFF

2006-04-25 [zoloftzantac]: 04:15:40 A heart-broken fool: u know what i ddint ask for ur input so FUCK OFF

2006-04-25 [CRIP 4 LIFE]: what about it

2006-04-25 [Whim]: You'd probably do well by apologizing and walking out the door while you still have a chance to.

2006-04-25 [CRIP 4 LIFE]: W/E i was told to go here so sorry but i am out cause yea i dont need this drama

2006-04-25 [zoloftzantac]: I have recorded your reply in case you change it, it documents your inability to have a non-hostile conversation with crew members. Instead of getting unbanned from ET I suspect you are on your way to getting banned from EP

2006-04-25 [CRIP 4 LIFE]: "yawns and walks away" i aint got time for lil kids on here and thats all most of u are

2006-04-25 [Whim]: You're 16...supposedly...

2006-04-25 [Big Brother]: just to let everyone know i'm internet less and will not be on very much at all. if you need me i may not get it by comment and message responces will be slow

2006-04-26 [CRIP 4 LIFE]: i am 18

2006-04-26 [Sunrose]: Then your house needs to be updated.

2006-04-26 [CRIP 4 LIFE]: sorry ment to say  16 ill even put a pic of ma ID up for u to see

2006-04-26 [Sunrose]: I think [Whim] meant to point out that you are 16 and thus not an adult yet yourself according to law....

2006-04-26 [zoloftzantac]: I did think it odd that your "lil kid" comment seemed directed at me, I am twice your age ...

2006-04-26 [CRIP 4 LIFE]: well when u can look me in the eyes maybe ill see u as grown and umm actualy here in my state i am considered an adult at 17

2006-04-26 [bluesoulsearcher]: I think the relative maturity levels here are pretty easy to gauge by who has gotten removed from Elftown and who hasn't.

2006-04-26 [zoloftzantac]: Yes, a well-spoken and most agreeable sentiment.

2006-04-26 [Sunrose]: Aside from the fact you aren't 17 yet according to your house, so that comment is irrelevant whether it is true or not.

2006-04-28 [Larova]: Don't you mean you're legal to get nailed by older people at 17? You're still a minor by Federal law.

2006-04-28 [zoloftzantac]: ahh ... legal to get nailed huh? uhhh, so when did he say his birthday was?

2006-04-28 [CRIP 4 LIFE]: actualy at 17 i can move the fuck out and do what i want

2006-04-28 [Sunrose]: Have you and do you?

2006-04-28 [CRIP 4 LIFE]: yes i do and yes i have

2006-04-28 [Larova]: So legal emancipation is easy to obtain, and not always formally necessary.

2006-04-28 [zoloftzantac]: So you live on your own at 16? What did you do, drop out of school? GED?

2006-04-28 [CRIP 4 LIFE]: yes i have my GED

2006-04-29 [zoloftzantac]: *mostly believes you* that must be rough

2006-04-29 [CRIP 4 LIFE]: its is

2006-04-29 [Whim]: Is that how you got banned from Elftown?

2006-04-29 [Larova]: Obviously.

2006-04-29 [Whim]: I'm glad I graduated from high school. Apparently it keeps me from being banned from places like Elftown.

2006-04-29 [Whim]: ...well...permenately banned, that is.

2006-04-29 [CRIP 4 LIFE]: noooo not y i was banned

2006-04-29 [zoloftzantac]: yeah, we know ....

2006-04-29 [Sunrose]: *chuckles*

2006-05-06 [Wendy]: In the long run, I'm glad that I'm continuing my education. You can have better credentials than the other guy, but the employer will likely choose the diploma over the GED. Really sucks. It means that you hafta work harder. Good luck!

2006-05-07 [Ihsahn]: Thats not exactly true.. I got my GED yet I went to college.

2006-05-08 [bluesoulsearcher]: But she's talking about employers. Colleges don't necessarily have a choice.

2006-05-08 [zoloftzantac]: If you don't go to college then an employeer just sees the GED and they may assume that you have a problem with authority. With out any colege, I would hire the guy with the degree before the GED. [CRIP 4 LIFE] got his GED so he could move the fuck out and do what he wants, but every job I have ever had was a much bigger pain in the ass that high school was ... if you can't deal with your parents, and you can't deal with high school, will an employeer think you can deal with a job?

2006-05-08 [Larova]: That's a really good point.

2006-05-08 [bluesoulsearcher]: The only way the GED might be a benefit over a diploma is if you got in order to get out of high school early. It might convince the employer you're a go-getter.

2006-05-09 [zoloftzantac]: I could see that, but you need to get your foot in the door in an interview type situation before you can really make an impression like that. I would interview the guy with the degree before I would interview the guy with the GED. Oh, and when in that interview, avoid the phrase "move the fuck out and do what i want"

2006-05-09 [bluesoulsearcher]: heh heh

2006-05-10 [Ihsahn]: I wouldn't assume anything based on there degree type, I would more or less judge by the actions they made during the interview, college does help though.

2006-05-10 [zoloftzantac]: Right, if you get to the interview ... if some one got a GED and then didn't go one with school and din't have work history to show me, I would assume they pretty much just dropped out.

2006-05-10 [Ihsahn]: thats why you put on your resume that you went to college.

2006-05-10 [zoloftzantac]: Oh, sure. I'd say that if one goes to college, then few people would really look at much before that, they would just look at the degree.

2006-05-10 [Ihsahn]: an associates degree as of now ;)

2006-05-10 [zoloftzantac]: ah, talking about yourself? congrats then ;) oh, and military experiance is a huge exception to what I said before, I would definatly look at that along with a degree as very positive

2006-05-10 [Ihsahn]: that does look well yet O need a bachelors degree to keep up with this people these days...

2006-05-10 [zoloftzantac]: It depends on what you want to do. I bet a lot of your military experiance would be more attractive to some employeers than some kid who just had his nose in a book for 4 years ...

2006-05-10 [Ihsahn]: well I am considered a vet yet I doubt any one really wishes to hire me I was in the army , yet things happened when I got deployed, my right leg is of almost no use so. it really doesn't help.

2006-05-10 [zoloftzantac]: I bet it looks better on a resume than you think, you might even consider looking at the resumes of other vets to see how they break down their various experiances as marketable job skills

2006-05-10 [Ihsahn]: yes the thing is I was Infantry, triend to shoot nothing more..

2006-05-10 [zoloftzantac]: "Where I consistantly demonstrated that I am an effective, goal orientated team player who works well under preasure"

2006-05-10 [zoloftzantac]: Your experiance in the real world is valuable, and a resume is all about spin, stuff like this is good on a resume.

2006-05-11 [Ihsahn]: Indeed my spelling has gone to hell though...

2006-05-11 [zoloftzantac]: lol, yeah, well I can't help you with that, use a spell checker next time :p

2006-05-11 [Ihsahn]: It's because I am tired..

2006-05-11 [zoloftzantac]: heh, I was being a smart ass, since my quote was from your fake "resume" that had mis-spellings on it, I was blaming them on you also :p I guess I have trouble spelling consistently and pressure when I'm wide awake ;)

2006-05-12 [Dead On Arrival]: how long is [Fre$h to Death]

2006-05-12 [zoloftzantac]: 107

2006-05-13 [Larova]: Yeah, you've got to fluff out your resume to get in, kinda whore yourself a little. Pretend you're writing to the biggest idiot in the work force, and make him think you're the President. Just without saying anything about your old commander-in-chief.

2006-05-16 [Big Brother]: wow, i come back to my page to find loads of spam!  i love it!!!

2006-05-16 [zoloftzantac]: uhh .. sorry :/

2006-05-16 [Big Brother]: lol, not really bad. what did i miss?

2006-05-16 [zoloftzantac]: Just [CRIP 4 LIFE] making an ass of himself, again.

2006-05-16 [Big Brother]: did you make fun of him?

2006-05-16 [zoloftzantac]: Oh, hell yes I did ;)

2006-05-16 [Big Brother]: good, so that's it?

2006-05-16 [zoloftzantac]: uhh ... I think so, a side from more Lynney drama

2006-05-16 [Ihsahn]: with a side of [Ultiem] ;)

2006-05-16 [Big Brother]: what did lynn do now?

2006-05-16 [Big Brother]: lynn = lynney, just trying to be lazy. i hate typing full words.

2006-05-16 [zoloftzantac]: uhh ... I kinda don't know where to start ...

2006-05-16 [Big Brother]: how much can happen in 3 weeks?

2006-05-16 [zoloftzantac]: More than I would have believed, have you talked to [Firenze]?

2006-05-16 [Big Brother]: a bit on msn when i could.......why?

2006-05-16 [zoloftzantac]: She knows the whole story, and was actually involved with half of it. I guess I do to, but I am aready feeling like a gossip whore these days ...

2006-05-16 [Big Brother]: lol, oh well

2006-06-07 [wooo]: hello... sometimes i like to go onto the bridge and eat those little berrys

2006-06-07 [Big Brother]: good to know......

2006-06-08 [zoloftzantac]: wtf?

2006-06-08 [Larova]: Are they the little berries the wasps live inside?

2006-06-08 [wooo]: dont think so... they are little and black/purple

2006-06-08 [Larova]: That's hot.

2006-09-12 [that one guy]: fuck dick ass shit your mamma is good in bed oh yea fuck you

2006-09-12 [zoloftzantac]: Jon? Is that you? Wow, I remember when I lost my virginity to your Mom about 15 years ago. Sorry about all of the drugs I was doing back then son, but it looks like you didn't turn out to be tooo screwed up for it ...

2006-09-12 [Larova]: Now, analyzing that statement, we can see all the things he's into.
It's at least comforting to know he's into the occasional MILF.

2006-09-12 [Big Brother]: if your replies weren't so funny i would remove his comment and ban him ^_^

2006-09-12 [Larova]: Yeah, I'm not a big believer in either of those anyway.
Stupid people are meant to be used as scratching posts.

2006-09-12 [kittykittykitty]: XD Who isn't into the occasional MILF? :P

2006-09-12 [zoloftzantac]: Occasional? Actualy, I get "into" MILFs as often as I can manage :p

2006-09-13 [Larova]: Same here. ^_^

2006-12-30 [=BYE=]: MILF's lol :)

2006-12-30 [Larova]: You laugh, but they're a lot of fun.

2006-12-31 [zoloftzantac]: hells yes they are

2007-01-01 [Alacard]: Indeed

2011-03-28 [HeAVenShallBuRN]:

2011-07-31 [Stephen]: Whee. o3o
:D

2013-01-28 [sammie h!]: The [Stephen] doesn't make sense lol x

2013-01-29 [Stephen]: I know, but it's always been there. :3

2013-01-29 [sammie h!]: It should be that ambassador lol. :)

2013-01-29 [Stephen]: Oooh well, think of it for comic purposes.

2013-01-29 [sammie h!]: lol, It's still weard, by the way how many messages do you have? x

2013-01-31 [Stephen]:

2013-02-01 [djxmonster]: lololol

2013-02-01 [Stephen]: I'm down to 15 messages now. :D

2013-02-01 [sammie h!]: oh your doing well. :)

2013-02-01 [Stephen]: My fingers are going to fall off from typing. :P

PS: You message me a lot. :P

2013-02-01 [sammie h!]: Oops sorry, ahh, it gives your fingers exercise lol.

2013-02-02 [Stephen]: Psh, more like makes my wrists sore. :P

2013-05-14 [sammie h!]: Ha Ha, I love this badge. :)